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vajazzercise:

Y-intercept more like fly-intercept am I right my groovy math people?????

thebloodybaron:

the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling. 


me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
anotherbrokencompass: By Dan Monick Source: The Garden Party

anotherbrokencompass:

By Dan Monick

Source: The Garden Party

parislondontokyo-:

i just don’t understand why it’s completely reasonable/understood/encouraged to like one direction and the wanted but it’s totally ridiculous/immature/lame to like big time rush like

the world is a messed up and frustrating place

liamdryden: imagine being a Shellder in this scenario imagine you’re just swimming around one day and you see something that looks pink and fleshy and appetising dip itself into your water so you elect to take a bite, but OH SNAP it’s a Slowpoke tail now you’re trapped as part of a symbiotic whole you’re no longer a full Shellder you’ll never grow up to be a Cloyster you’ll never know life as anything else do you even know life anymore? are you still self-aware? it’s hard to comprehend especially when your entire brain is occupied by one single thought: “SSSSSSLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWW…..”

liamdryden:

imagine being a Shellder in this scenario

imagine you’re just swimming around one day and you see something that looks pink and fleshy and appetising dip itself into your water

so you elect to take a bite, but OH SNAP it’s a Slowpoke tail

now you’re trapped as part of a symbiotic whole

you’re no longer a full Shellder

you’ll never grow up to be a Cloyster

you’ll never know life as anything else

do you even know life anymore?

are you still self-aware?

it’s hard to comprehend

especially when your entire brain is occupied by one single thought:

“SSSSSSLLLLOOOOOOOOOWWWWW…..”

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benppollack: JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day The text reads:  “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

Plenty of oppressive bullshit goes down under the guise of nice. Every day, nice, caring, friendly people try to take our bodily autonomy away from us (women, queers, trans people, nonbinaries, fat people, POC…you name it, they just don’t think we know what’s good for us!). These people would hold a door for us if they saw us coming. Our enemies are not only the people holding ‘Fags Die God Laughs’ signs, they are the nice people who just feel like marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offense, it’s just how they feel! We once got a very nice comment on this site that we decided we could not publish because its content was ‘But how can I respect women when they dress like – sorry to say it, pardon my language – sluts?’. This is vile, disgusting misogyny and no amount of sugar coating and politeness can make it okay. Similarly, most of the people who run ex-gay therapy clinics are actually very nice and polite! They just want to save you! Nicely! Clearly, niceness means FUCK ALL.
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The Revolution Will Not Be Polite: The Issue of Nice versus Good (Social Justice League)

I’ve been thinking about niceness a lot lately. I’m not sure it’s as beneficial as I used to think it was. 

(via meganwest)

I feel like this should be related somehow to the rude anons who put smiley faces after the terrible things they say. Like the smiley face somehow absolves their rudeness, misogyny, and oppressiveness.

Love,

Rabble

(via rabbleprochoice)

Niceness is the most overrated virtue, after virginity. It’s such a banal thing and some people feel like they should be congratulated for it. I always feel genuinely bad for the people who have a sense of superiority because they smile at strangers  or let me know the tag on my shirt is hanging out. And if you think you’re the nice one because you don’t tell misogynists or homophobes to fuck off? Please. Any 16 year old working their first retail job knows how to be nice. It doesn’t mean you’re not rotten at your core and it sure as fuck doesn’t mean you’re better than me because I don’t coddle your corn syrup oppression.

(via vuhnessah)